德康 发表于 2025-9-10 21:29

雷人雷语,大家都听过吗?

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德康 发表于 2025-9-10 21:32

最搞笑的是能把本来都是靠抄袭来的外观,还顺利的申请下来外观专利了。真是一个神奇的国度,这是走别人的路,准备让保时捷无路可走的节奏吗?哎!
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